Might Declare WAR

weighed myself, and looks like 2 lbs have joined the party up in here

wtf

this is frustrating

perhaps I should jaunt over to Pizza Tower, remember when I ate there like ALL the g-frickin' time, and was like almost 50 lbs lighter than I am now???!!? W T H 

Of course, I used to be walking my dog every day, and riding my bike (or walking) to the store, oh yes, and swinging in the park down the street, and galavanting around downtown all willy nilly

I feel like smacking someone really and very hard

and I need a raincoat